I have officially been married long enough, and am getting old enough, that all my "things" are breaking and falling apart.
Hand mixer...been dropped numerous times...finally falling apart.
Stereo system...may have gotten wet a few times courtesy of my six year old...no longer makes sound.
TV...
incessant ringing sound...totally annoying.
Computer...loosing it's memory, way slow...keeps crashing.
Food processor...only worked three times...won't shut off.
Washing machine...won't drain...sock suspected of foul play.
Body...sadly getting older...not what it used to be.
Garage...keeps filling with water when it rains.
Furniture...scratched...kid stained.
Carpet...no one will take their shoes off...needs therapy.
Piano...needs tuned.
And as if that's not enough...
This morning...
Ability to cope with it all...broke too!
Major melt down!
CHOCOLATE THERAPY!!!