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4.10.2009

Falling Apart!

I have officially been married long enough, and am getting old enough, that all my "things" are breaking and falling apart.
Hand mixer...been dropped numerous times...finally falling apart.
Stereo system...may have gotten wet a few times courtesy of my six year old...no longer makes sound.
TV...incessant ringing sound...totally annoying.
Computer...loosing it's memory, way slow...keeps crashing.
Food processor...only worked three times...won't shut off.
Washing machine...won't drain...sock suspected of foul play.
Body...sadly getting older...not what it used to be.
Garage...keeps filling with water when it rains.
Furniture...scratched...kid stained.
Carpet...no one will take their shoes off...needs therapy.
Piano...needs tuned.
And as if that's not enough...
This morning...
Ability to cope with it all...broke too!
Major melt down!
CHOCOLATE THERAPY!!!

6 comments:

Nathan and Alyssa said...

Oh dear! How tragic! Thanks for the laughs, and I'm sorry for the meltdown. Love you!

J N H said...

Aw. That's rough. Chocolate is a TERRIFIC quick fix it. Especially with this season being Easter, those darn mini cadbury eggs get me everytime. I finished a family sized bag by myself. :(

Brittany said...

Morgan it will be OK. Come with me, we will get massages. No Joke. Call me. Get a sitter. We will go.

Tiffany&Co. said...

See...you have to do what I do and not have anything around the house that could get broken/ruined. That way I keep my kids as isolated as possible without any kind of stimulation. :o)

Don't worry, through it all you know you're a great mom and a fantastic wife. Keep it up!

em&m said...

You lasted longer than me. I had that melt down this winter and have been consoling myself with chocolate therapy almost every day since. Life is simple, but it ain't easy! Good luck. (p.s. not to be unsympathetic, but knowing about your bad days makes me feel better! sorry! ;)

Unknown said...

Wow, sounds like fun! I know what your feelin'! Caryn

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